- ...does cinnamon gum make my tongue all furry and itchy?
- ...does Dora only like to bark before 7 am?
- ...does it all come down to your colon?
- ...did I buy Halloween candy 3 whole days before the actual day?
- ...do I like beans so much?
- ...are gray hairs so...independent?
- ...did June Cleaver always wear those pearls while vacuuming?
- ...do I have wrinkles in my earlobes?
- ...isn't there an exercise pill yet?
- ...does Squazz think I don't know how to operate the vacuum?
- ...does cheese have to be so bad for me?
- ...is Fall color so fleeting and Winter gray so long?
- ...do I keep dreaming I'm in college?
- ...do I keep on blogging?
You? Tell me why...
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A lot of whys. LOL And some I have even asked myself. Especially the one about gray hairs, while trying to remove one from my chin with tweezers this morning. Not only is my eye sight better, but I have this small mirror that magnifies about 10 times, it's amazing what you can see on your face. Believe me a lot of things you don't want to even know are there. Have a great week-end, it's just around the corner.
If I had answers to all those whys...I would not being working as a school nurse! Thanks for giving me new things to ponder today :)
I have the answer to all your questions today over on my Blog. Life's answer to all the 'why' questions. (PS: even my colorist said my gray hair is coming in faster than she can color it) Sad, but true.
Your WHYs make me want to sing:
Why do fools fall in love?
why do birds sing so gay?
And lovers
await the break of day
Why do they fall in love?
Why does the rain fall from above?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do they fall in love?
Love is a losing game
Love can ashame
I know of a fool
you see
for that fool is me
Tell me why, Whyyyy, Whyyy
Tell me why
(Background Music)
Why do birds sing so gay?
And lovers
await the break of day?
Why do they fall in love?
Why does my heart skip a crazy beat?
Before I know it will reach defeat!
Tell me why, Whyyyy, Whyy
Why do fools fall in love?
So many questions.
So many possible answers.
So few REAL answers!
I am glad you blog!
Hmmm...nuf said! You are not alone with the wrinkly eye lobs.
As for the other things...I have to agree...but today, I am spent.
I have no answers to any of these questions. Really. Maybe your new contact prescription is too intense, though.
You blog because we love you and would have to get day jobs if you quit. And I hope squazz not only thinks you don't know how to operate the vacuum, but also thinks you are incapable of learning how. I would like to think that is true at some woman's house somewhere in the known universe.
I buy Halloween candy early on purpose. I don't even bother lying to myself - those miniature Baby Ruths are for me to eat.
I often dream about my childhood home and the school that I attended from elementary through high school. I wonder what that says about me - that I regress at night?
Cheese and beans and colon. Do you think there's some connection there?
.....is the hair on my head thinning, and the hair on my chin thickening?
.....does wine have to taste so good?
.....does Oyster Festival have to be a whole week away?
I always wear heels and pearls while vaccuming, then it's not work!
The answer to all of life's vexing questions boils down to one simple answer which instantly causes laughter which makes you forget about all the questions you were asking: PRUNES.
A wise Mama shared this word with me once, and I've been using it willynilly ever since. Prunes.
For GOD'S sake! Do NOT let Squazz in on your little "Why yes, I do too know how to vacuum" secret!
Now I have to go ponder....for many hours...
Why does everything always go wrong on a Thursday??
Geez it's just one of dem days.
ps. Anything good is always bad for you.
I can only answer the question about why you keep dreaming you were in college...good times! Rick James...Superfreak? Sounds like you and Squazz need to do dancing!
you blog for me... gray hairs... blah i have loads... and the chin ones are the worst...halloween candy... Shit... we have not had a trick or treater here in 20 years... so we know the candy is for us LOL...
must go ponder the rest...
profound questions, and the third one made me laugh...why do people think that colon cleansing is the answer to 99% of all that is wrong in our bodies, its all i seem to hear these days LOL!!!
....can't I act my age?
....is my 11 year old smarter than me in science?
....do I try to save the world knowing damn well I can't?
....is it taking forever for the destruction to be completed at my house.
....why can't I be the Oyster Queen this year?
Uh-huh. Just let me know when they come out with that exercise pill...
Do you think it will make your body think it has already exercised or do you think it will make your body get up & get the big arse to the gym? I could go on but you probably don't have the time.
Hmmmmmmm...
Blogging makes us feel connected. So please don't stop just yet, k?
I understand the college thing. Dreams like that are fun.
Don't know what the hell you were thinking with the Halloween candy, you nut!
Beans are good for farting. And I do enjoy that. Please don't tell anyone. I'm usually very ladylike.
I don't know! but if we ever get together I would love to chew the fat and give the answers a try! Coming to Oklahoma anytime soon?
Ditto on Snooty's response!
I WANT that exercise pill!!
Oh, and WHY..when a person grows old...do they have to LOOK old???
I am soooooo very very very much younger than you, that I have no idea what some of your references are...
You blog because we all love to read what you have to say! I want in on the exercise pill action when you find one!
I have wrinkles in my earlobes...I noticed a little while ago....I hate getting old....and seriously I love Fall...wish it would last longer....and I am questioning my ability to blog anymore....turning out to be a loser all the way around.....
It doesn't all come down to your colon.. some of it comes down to your bladder. ;)
Okay, would like a whole post about this wrinkle in the ear lobe situation because I have them too and it is very, very disturbing.
You can love cheese all day long if you go carb free!!
OMG....last Saturday I was getting ready to go out and noticed I have wrinkles on my earlobes. I just stood there in disbelief!!! It made me pretty sad. I have lots of wrinkles on my face, throat and hands but MY EARLOBES.
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