- Little old man, do not pull out right in front of me and drive 5 mph. Everywhere. Including through every stop sign we encounter.
- And while we're at it, listen up Fairfield Countians: You all need to learn how to negotiate a 4 way stop sign. Idiots.
- Hey there cutie pie: Hang up and friggin' drive.
- And why are you already on your phone as you're pulling out of your driveway? Couldn't you finish your all-so-important yapping in your
- Slow down there hotshot. We are all impressed with you and your Hummer. Now go away.
- Turn signals people?
- You can honk at me all you want, but I am actually going to let people out of a parking lot in front of me.
- By the way, in a parking lot? Slow down! I cannot see very well because Biff and Buffy have blocked my vision with their massive SUVs.
- And whoever hit may car last week and didn't bother to leave a note? Thanks. Ever heard of Karma?
Phew. I feel all better now. Anyone else have anything to add?