Tuesday, October 7, 2008

We Need These

Victoria Beckham takes her children to the mall.
Those look like the best mall-walking shoes I've ever seen.
I almost didn't post this because I thought we needed a shoe break.
So you can thank The Baroness and Deb for egging me on.

28 comments:

Daryl said...

Those shoes weigh more than she does ... and I think she has a girl crush on Katie Holmes ....


:-Daryl

Ellen said...

FMP's - not for me. I have trouble not spraining my ankle in sneakers.

Deb said...

I knew you had it in you!

Go here to see he really spikey metal heels. These shoes are multi purpose...assisting in walking device and weapon!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1071111/Anne-Hathaway-follows-Poshs-towering-footsteps-spiky-silver-heels.html

Laura ~Peach~ said...

how insane ... and ugly shoes to boot~ I am always amazed when I do venture out to a mall at the rediculous attire i see people wearing...

The Glamorous Life said...

When you weigh all of 17lbs the shoes don't hurt as much.

She looks like an idiot. or a hooker. Or an idiot hooker. Just sayin.

Egghead said...

That looks painful. Mall shopping should be barefoot.

Debra (a/k/a Doris, Mimi) said...

Cold foods make my teeth ache...this picture makes my feet ache. I think the comment I left on Deb's blog bears repeating.

Long ago I left the corporate world of Chicago (nine years to be exact) to take a job in Fairburn GA. I gave up my designer suits, panty hose, carefully applied makeup, power lunches, and office with a view. What I don't miss most are the shoes -- those horrible, painful high heels that made my feet ache for years. I'm a laid back Georgia girl now...and I'm loving my flats!

Country Girl said...

One must keep up appearances when one is out and about.

It's why I wear my Hermann Survivors with pride.

Sara said...

I'm so not that girl!

Flea said...

No! No, we don't need these! Well, I don't need these. I need house slippers ...

MamaGeek @ Works For Us said...

Damn that girl is a walking stick! I hate her.

Living on the Spit said...

Her kids are probably holding her up!

I love it when you post about shoes!!!

Big Hair Envy said...

She'll pay dearly one day....I hope! Corns, bunions and hammer toes. Oh, my!

Give me my cute little Sketcher tennis shoes and a pair of Target sweat pants any day of the week!!

phd in yogurtry said...

What we don't see in this picture:

1. one nanny for each child
2. a stretch limo waiting at the curb of the mall
3. the limo is equipped with a foot jacuzzi and a margarita machine

Mary said...

OK, I'll say what everyone else is thinking: "I'd give ANYTHING to have legs like that! And I wouldn't say no to Becks, either..."

Love the shoes, Lauren. Just couldn't walk very far in them.
xoxo,
Mary

Tonjia said...

oh absolutely, and then you would have to haul me up off of the floor when I try to take a step! LOLOL

Bear Naked said...

Hanging my head sheepishly here.
I USED to work an 8 hour day wearing shoes like that.

Alas, nevermore!

Bear((( )))

Starwoodgal said...

Help! I've fallen off my shoes and I can't pick up my Prada purse.

She's gonna have some nasty, knarly, hammer toes and bunions when she's old (if she doesn't already).

Starwoodgal said...

not knarly - gnarly - geez!

kim-d said...

I wear shoes like that when I online shop. For actual trips to the mall I wouldn't be caught dead without my HIGHER-heeled platform shoes. Otherwise referred to as gravity-defying stilts.

One must be willing to suffer for fashion and beauty, you know.

BWA!!!

swampy said...

Ouch ! Those make my teeth hurt...maybe because I just got home from the dentist.

Go check out the post and let me know if I need to make corrections/additions.
Thanks for your contribution.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

She could skewer some vegetables, steak and shrimp on those heels, hold them over a hot flame and have herself some dinner.

But I doubt she'd do that.

RiverPoet said...

I'm very happy that I don't have to dress like a pole dancer to go to the mall.

Peace - D

TSannie said...

I only need those if I want a broken leg!

Sassy said...

Do you think at the end of the day her feet hurt...boy, mine would!!!! Maybe...if my legs were that small my feet wouldn't hurt...who knows...I'll never know...they'll never be that small...

noble pig said...

Seriously she's crazy, don't you think?

noble pig said...

Seriously she's crazy, don't you think?

noble pig said...

Seriously she's crazy, don't you think?