Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

The one where I start a 5 day juice cleanse and can find no love:

I don't think she even cares. I'm all behind her on this college business, but, still...
And this morning, I sit here sipping my lemon/cayenne water, and I wonder what the juice genies have prepared for us today. Stay tuned.

16 comments:

judi said...

ya know Lent doesn't start for 8 more days?? starving now doesn't count

Country Girl said...

I tried that lemon/cayenne pepper water thing about 10 years ago. I feel your pain.

Drama Queen said...

Ewwww. I have a problem with drinking green things - I couldn't even handle drinking green Kool-aid as a kid! But you're right - you're not getting any love or sympathy from them....don't they realize the difficulties you're going through?! Gah.

Daryl said...

The only green drink I want is Green tea ... okay maybe a melon-tini

Laura~peach~ said...

juice diet= WHY???
love you mama but am seriously questioning....you are a beautiful strong woman. I will never totally understand why women do things like this to themselves.... sigh.

LL Cool Joe said...

I'm sure it's doing you some good, well I hope so, otherwise you are hungry for nothing!

The Incredible Woody said...

Are you crazy?!? This is Mardi Gras season. You aren't supposed to be suffering yet!!

TSannie said...

You go girl!

Hilary said...

Oh, MPM.. that sounds.. not appetizing.

Grandmother said...

You can do it- stick with it!

Kathleen... said...

"I'm in a rain forest..." LOL! Kudos to you for giving the juice cleanse a go.....me? I'd "cleanse" real fast -- by upchucking, if I tried it. :-$

I started my Exercise for Spring/Summer this morning. Speed walking.....found myself huffing, in exhaustion, and wondering, "Hmm...wonder how long it's been?" Pfft. A whopping 6 minutes. This is going to be a suckie week. I hate the exercise.

Keetha said...

Wow. I have to say that none of that sounds good. You are a brave, bravel soul.

In the Heart of Happy said...

I would last all of one hour on that diet.

In the Heart of Happy said...

Also...I had a Pomegranate (sp? and I am too lazy to look it up right now) Margarita and I thought of you. It wasn't green, but it was lovely.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

A local radio show was talking about the merits of cayenne pepper as a home remedy. Except the guy said pecker instead of pepper.

Please, whatever you do, do not mess with any cayenne pecker juice.

Good luck on this juice genie journey.

Paxie said...

I am proud of you for giving this your best shot and hope that you have amazing results!

I tried and it doesn't even sound like me.

Rain forest?