10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE ESTROGEN ISSUES
Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-."
Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
So what if I don't actually have ten. You want to make something out of it?
I am on a college road trip this week with my baby bird. The list could be much longer after our experiences on the road together, but I'll spare you. You can thank me later.
9 comments:
Where's the vodka???? Hopefully in your morinig OJ!
xoabb
Sounds like a fun trip. I just get a hoot out of your blog. Yep, I said hoot.
I'm finally done with the whole picking out colleges thing! Yay! You have fun college hunting.
Have a drink for me sister and I will toast you this evening with some wine. I like chocolate chips in my salsa...what does that mean?
I can't do vodka, but I will add rum. Nothing like a fruity rum drink to hold the hormones at bay!
Amen, sistahs. xoxoxo
Hope you enjoy the trip. Great list! I read it and it feels kind a like a self portrait of me! haha
Oh, I can thank you now. :)
At 40, my doctor has me on a naurual progesterone cream because my progesterone is extremely low. Estrogen's fine, thank you very much. I though 40 was a little young for hot flashes ...
vodka...rum...tequila...whatever works, sista!
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