Today we take a break from the rugrats. Here is some new stuff to ponder...compliments of Flea. Big type is an early Christmas present from me. You're welcome.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil!!
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile.
16 comments:
This made me smile!
LOL!
Sorry you post this with larger text, I can't read it, even with my glasses on.
See I miss out words too, not that's a sign of old age. No, no. That should have been
"Sorry can you post this with larger text, I can't read it, even with my glasses on."
Makin' me laugh! I'm printing it off!! LTBP:Love The Big Print. I don't have my contacts in.
Yeah, where ARE those prunes? Too funny!
sad, but, I can understand every one of these.
you beat me to it... she sent me that too we laughed over it here and i was gonna post it...had to post about my boring life instead LOL
Oh lawsy mercy..almost PIMP. Flea is a hoot, God bless her soul.
Yes...a must print!!
What a great twist - and so timely for me! :)
The large print made me forget I need glasses...
I love this and why does it seem somewhat normal to me now...
I am getting old.
I sent this to ToonMan who last nite thought he was dying - he has the flu - and wanted me to get him a doctor's appt. He is positive he has something that might kill him .. after speaking to the doctor I called ToonMan and said doctor thinks its flu but you should come in and let her look .. he decided if its 'just' the flu, he isnt dying so he doesnt need a doctor.
I am convinced if I kill him there isnt a jury that would convict me.
I just love these!!!!
Well, they all made me smile. Some even made me snicker However, I most commonly known to say OMSG.
Glad to know we're finally, at long last, getting our own language...
I think you already know I prefer the big fat print.
;-)
Love the list!
I'm with ToonMan. I think I'm dying. And I also love the large print. :)
Those all make perfect sense to me. Thanks for posting them in the large letters.
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