Monday, December 20, 2010

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

Today we take a break from the rugrats. Here is some new stuff to ponder...compliments of Flea. Big type is an early Christmas present from me. You're welcome.

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil!!

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly,

Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably,

And never regret anything that made you smile.


deborah said...

This made me smile!

LL Cool Joe said...


Sorry you post this with larger text, I can't read it, even with my glasses on.

LL Cool Joe said...

See I miss out words too, not that's a sign of old age. No, no. That should have been

"Sorry can you post this with larger text, I can't read it, even with my glasses on."

Rural Rambler said...

Makin' me laugh! I'm printing it off!! LTBP:Love The Big Print. I don't have my contacts in.

Country Girl said...

Yeah, where ARE those prunes? Too funny!

judi said...

sad, but, I can understand every one of these.

Laura~peach~ said...

you beat me to it... she sent me that too we laughed over it here and i was gonna post it...had to post about my boring life instead LOL

Paxie Panicker said...

Oh lawsy mercy..almost PIMP. Flea is a hoot, God bless her soul.

Yes...a must print!!

Drama Queen said...

What a great twist - and so timely for me! :)

Deep in the Heart of Happy said...

The large print made me forget I need glasses...

I love this and why does it seem somewhat normal to me now...

I am getting old.

Daryl said...

I sent this to ToonMan who last nite thought he was dying - he has the flu - and wanted me to get him a doctor's appt. He is positive he has something that might kill him .. after speaking to the doctor I called ToonMan and said doctor thinks its flu but you should come in and let her look .. he decided if its 'just' the flu, he isnt dying so he doesnt need a doctor.

I am convinced if I kill him there isnt a jury that would convict me.

Joanie said...

I just love these!!!!

Snooty Primadona said...

Well, they all made me smile. Some even made me snicker However, I most commonly known to say OMSG.
Glad to know we're finally, at long last, getting our own language...

I think you already know I prefer the big fat print.


Diane said...

Love the list!

Flea said...

I'm with ToonMan. I think I'm dying. And I also love the large print. :)

Scott said...

Those all make perfect sense to me. Thanks for posting them in the large letters.