Thursday, December 30, 2010

Happy Blogoversary to Me: A Giveaway!


Three years ago I wrote these profound words:

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 29, 2007

Greetings

Welcome to my blog. I am a middle-aged mama attempting to negotiate my daily life and what lies ahead. Sigh. Please join me as I try to maintain my equilibrium with the help of my family and friends, and maybe a few strangers just for good measure.

Today, I count some of you "strangers" among my dear friends...ain't it funny how this here Internet works? Anywho, because I got so many comments about my coffee maker yesterday (which was only in the shot to give you an idea of how gargantuan that box of Goldfish is) I have decided to bestow one on a lucky stranger!

I think to have been along for me on this three year ride means you must be drinking lots of the caffeinated stuff. I say this because I often put myself to sleep reading my own drivel. So, I'd like to keep you awake. All you have to do is leave a New Year's Resolution for me. Enter as many times as you want, but I need a Resolution every time. Spread the word! I will announce the winner on New Year's Day!

Here's your goal:


Now get creative! Mama needs some rules for 2011!


Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Simple Math:

Two college kids+Mom's grocery list+Mom's Credit Card=A Few Extra Things
A two pound box of Goldfish? But, look--at least they got whole grain. That's good. Right?

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

Storm texting--why do 19 year olds not get it?
A dog that needed to be emptied, and then exhausted so she'll sleep the rest of the day exercised:


And on the Fourth Day of Christmas, we venture out. Halleluja.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Apologies to my Fellow New Englanders....

You can blame this snowmaggedon on all your Aquarian friends:

Aquarius - Dec. 27, 2010
This is an auspicious time for you, Aquarius. It gives you the energy and enthusiasm to make the necessary changes in your life. There is a lot of work to do, but you're up to it! First focus on your relationships. Your loved ones don't care about your professional successes. They want (and perhaps need) to spend more time with you. Do what you can to bring your life more into balance...

So, along with much of the Northeast, my office is closed today, and when Dora and I headed out for our walk this morning, this is what greeted us:
That right there is a colossal snowbank. I felt a little Laura Ingalls Wilderesque.... And my family is fixin' to spend so much time with me you may be reading about it. And I don't know about the balance part. Some stuff just may stay off kilter--because I like it like that.
Happy Monday! Is your scope as good as mine?

Saturday, December 25, 2010

December 25, 2010


"There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say," returned the nephew: "Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round--apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that--as a good time: a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time: the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they were really fellow- passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!"

Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Really?



You Are Creative



You are open minded, flexible, and adventurous. You never quite know where you're going, and you like it that way.



You are hard working and live fast. You want to accomplish great things in your life.



You find that most tasks are more difficult than you anticipated. And you don't give up until the job is done.



You work hard for the feeling of satisfaction it gives you. Any money you get is secondary.



If I'm so creative, why can't I come up with something better than this? Hmmm? And I bet you took the test, too. Come on...take the labyrinth test.....