Because I'm an Old Lady...

And because it's Friday, I bring you the latest You Tube sensation.

The Divorce Entrance Dance.

Sure, the wedding one is cute, but you gotta admit...

this one's got its moments.

Happy Friday;)

This-n-That Thursday

Drivel:

• Is it me, or does the space station seem to be breaking down a lot lately?
• I had a dream I had Shauna Sand Shoes. It's come to that.
• I collect clever obituaries. I have a folder full of them.
• What are you when you're too old to be a cougar?
• I am so annoyed with the big news stories this week that texting while driving and tanning beds are dangerous. Duh. Are we that stupid?
• Am I the only one who doesn't understand all the stuff on the Healthcare Bill?
• Speaking of healthcare, do you know that a cat with congestive heart failure can almost bankrupt you?
• Augie leaves for college in 19 days; The Bird leaves in 22. I wonder if the President will have me over for a beer to make me feel better.

A Disorderly Home?

Did you know you could get arrested for this?

Apparently a woman in Atlanta found out the hard way.

Kinda made me stop and take stock of this place.

I need to get to work on this mess.

Actually, she was just having a big party that got out of hand.

Including a little homestyle strip club in the basement.

Wonder how much money she made.

Our basement is pretty roomy....

My Little World

Every time I turn on the idiot box,

this commercial is what I see.

It kills me.

And The Bird?

She announces every morning how many days remain until she leaves.

Today it's 24

If Only...

Today's Aquarius Horoscope:
Jul 27, 2009

Financial issues may interfere with your self-expression today, dear Aquarius. Perhaps you need a little more money before proceeding with a project that means a great deal to you. You generally aren't one to let this kind of consideration stop you, though. Just a little bit of thought and advance planning could make whatever it is you want to do more feasible than it appears to be. Write down some ideas, then go to it!

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So....all I need to do is make a list and money will be available? Am I reading this right? Going to go get a legal pad....

Eighteen Years Ago

I won't even go into the details of it all.

Like how my water broke?

In front of my baby brother and his fraternity brother?

Embarrassing?

Much.

But these two babies are the bomb.

Really.

Happy Birthday Emma and Mike.

We all love you more than you could ever know.

And will be with you always.

Happy Friday

Boys' Night Out.

Wonder where the girls are?