Monday, June 6, 2011

Dear Bank Account:

Please take note of my horoscope this week. My silly daughter tells me that these things aren't true, but I think she is just being bossy. I would like the automatic deposit receipt emailed to me, please. I have things to do. Places to go...

With love from your favorite Aquarian,
MPM

There could be a nice windfall of money for you within the next two weeks and it comes to you without even lifting a hand. Any investments you may have, are taking a sudden turn upward. You have opportunities now through you own creative endeavors. These opportunities will come in on their own. You do not have to look for them. It is too easy for you to overspend and waste money.

Is yours this good?

13 comments:

Life with Kaishon said...

I am crossing my fingers for you : )

missing moments said...

As a Virgo ... it's telling me to curb my spending and drive careful the next few weeks ... mmmm ... not a good forecast for Portugal for traveling!

I think I'm switching birth months!

Keetha said...

That's a GREAT way to start a Monday!

Daryl said...

Gosh I hope so, " It is too easy for you to overspend and waste money." really is me to a T note

Grandma J said...

Lucky you! I'm also a Virgo, and after reading mine, I think I'll go back to bed.

Sally said...

Okay then, I'm gonna change my birthday to yours! :)

Have a wonderful day, and FYI all daughters are bossy! :)

Paxie said...

w00t! Sounds good...I'll be checking mine too :)

Meg @ Soup Is Not A Finger Food said...

I got an interest check from our construction escrow account for $56! Maybe we got our horoscopes mixed up?

LL Cool Joe said...

Oh cool, I hope that means the stuff I've listed will sell on ebay!

and I thought I was everyones favourite Aquarian!

needsatimeout said...

God I hope so! I am also an Aquarius and my husband and I have only been back at work for a month. So we are kind of in the need for a windfall! Good Luck to you!@

Country Girl said...

Crap. I should've read my horoscope before I had a chat with the grounds crew here.

Emom said...

HA!
"You may have to soothe some ruffled feathers on Monday and Tuesday since everyone seems to be annoyed, nervous or uptight on those days. Investments are taking a sudden turn for the better but this is not a good time to invest any more of your time or money. As usual, you have a tendency to over spend or overdo things this week. You could receive a windfall of money about now."
So.....I am on someones' list, and I don't deserve to have any money....things are lookin bad....
smiles

Bluebird49 said...

I think I'm with your very astute daughter...but I hope you have wonderful windfalls!