Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

So, I went to a concert.

And I sent little snapchats to my children.

Because they were fun.

And?

I become fodder for entertainment on Instagram.

Just wait til I go to the symphony.

Well, Crap

It would appear that I have brought Connecticut "spring" to Tennessee.
Sorry.

This n That Thursday

Wondering:

• Why am I all excited for basketball madness?  I don't really like it.
• Got any good veggie combos for juicing?  I'm obsessed.
• How long can you go to one vein for blood before it scars up?
• When did blinkers become optional? No, I'm serious.
• Whose idea was it to eat brussels sprouts and cabbage for dinner?  Oh, yeah.
• Did anybody else notice this last Mercury retrograde?  It knocked me out.
• Tamoxifen and night sweat advice?  Even the dog won't sleep next to me now.
• Anybody doing that Oprah 21 day meditation thingy?  I think the prompts are very good.
• Now, what do we do with this?  And how come they make money just being idiots, and children are starving to death all over the world?  Please explain.

This n That Thursday

• I have not seen or heard the Harlem Shake.  And I could care less.
• Why does spinach make your teeth all fuzzy?
• Did you know that it is good luck to carry a green purse?
• I am obsessed with vegetable juicing.
• So not interested in that new Oz movie at all.
• Have you guys ever heard of oil pulling?  It is really fascinating.
• I am so sad about Valerie Harper's brain cancer.  I always thought she was so cool.
• Should we believe all those new warnings about gel manicures?  Because I love them.
• I really like Chanel Bleu, a men's cologne.  For myself.  Do I dare?
• When Dora and I were out on a walk yesterday, we passed by a garage that had paintings hung all around on the walls.  In an arranged way.  That was some man cave.
• Speaking of Dora, she has a new fancy Martha Stewart collar.  And some spring colored poopy pick-up bags.  She feels really posh.
• I went to a bourbon tasting last night.  I have a headache this morning.
• I think I will use the word "posh" a lot today.

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

Another day of mother/daughter shopping.

Across the miles and the mountains between Tennessee and Virginia.

So, we got the lime green dress for her, and the camo flats for me.

Not that icky white/floral blazer.

And in 6 sleeps?

 We will be together at the beach!

Life is good.  Indeed.  So thankful.