Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

Hmmmm

Wonder what he ended up doing last night?

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

I still get no respect.

For those of you who would like a little laugh.  This is what she posted: 

41 Things Moms Like to do on Facebook

And I don't do any of that.

Except for maybe #10.  And 12, 21, 27....

Please tell me I am not alone.  Please?

Friday Funny

So What Else is New?

Today's Aquarius Horoscope January 20 - February 18 You can't seem to shut up, even if you desperately want to -- and you thought you'd said too much yesterday!. You're so ridiculously chatty, in fact, that even people who know you well may end up exchanging bewildered glances. You simply love to surprise, startle and amaze the masses, and there's nothing wrong with that. At the moment, though, you need to find a reason for all this verbal energy. Are you nervous about something? You've got to slow down a little bit and see what you can do to help your partner. Forget about your own needs for the day and focus all your energy on what you can do to strengthen the relationship. Revel in the power of knowledge today, whether from books, coworkers or even the Internet. You could use a change of routine, and learning something new could provide just the novelty you need. Get yours here While searching all over the Internet for a horoscope I could tolerate my horoscope for today, I found this one. And I had to stop and ask myself if this just couldn't be my horoscope every day. For the rest of my life. So I have decided to try to be quiet today. Well, more quiet than usual. We'll see how well that turns out.

Not PC

Seriously, though....

He was Wacko Jacko for years.

Now we are wailing in the streets?

But it does kinda-sorta make me rethink my "eyelift fund."

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

More humor for your pleasure.  Hey, at least I can keep your mind off AIG. For a minute:

"Rush Limbaugh is an entertainer. His whole thing is entertainment. Yes, it's incendiary. Yes, it's ugly."
-- RNC Chairman Michael Steele

"I have enormous respect for Rush Limbaugh. I was maybe a little bit inarticulate. There was no attempt on my part to diminish his voice or his leadership."
-- Michael Steele, two days later

"I realized words that I said weren't what I was thinking. It was one of those things where I thinking I was saying one thing, and it came out differently."
-- Michael Steele, in a further clarification