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At least we all wear the same size shoe....

Closet Watch Friday

Today on our little closet project, we are going to check in on the Mental P. Offspring closets.  The two of them are quite distinct in their housekeeping standards.  Come on in for the tour.  

Here is a closet in The Bird's room.

All her little dresses are all lined up and neat.

She's such a good baby girl.

Here are some of her shoes.

She has swapped her summer shoes out for her winter shoes.

Unlike someone else in the house.

Check out those leopard jobs.

I don't understand her fixation on shoes.

Seriously.

Where does it come from?

And here we have her laundry.

In its basket.

All neat and waiting for a spin in the laundry room.

Across the hall is a different story.

Augie.

He actually paid cash money for that jacket.

Isn't it something?

Here we have a collection of assorted boxes.

I also found a few Christmas wrappings.

Forget about even getting to the desk behind all this mess.

And, yes, those are pink and green sneakers under that football jersey.

Size 13.  Pink and green.

The boy's closet.

I've given up on that t-shirt collection there.

Notice all those empty hangers?

Here's all the stuff that belongs on them.

I count 4 beautiful neckties mixed in this heap.

And the laundry basket?

Is full of clean laundry.

From last week.

Gah.

Closet Watch Friday

Just because I had so much fun with this last week, I thought we'd explore another Mental P chronic mess Closet today.  Since I do not want to show any progress, or lack thereof, I may have made in the locating of and organizing of any winter clothes that might still fit me, I decided, we'd venture into the master bathroom today.  Mkay?

This is a little closet that Squazz and I share.

It lives between our two sinks.

In a place like the DMZ.

Here is a various shelf.

My shelf:

Multiple face and hair products.

Some fake tanner.

Some Cold-eze (Good stuff).

I don't think I've used any of them this month.

Important: Do not tell Squazz.

Another of my shelves:

Various face things and cough meds.

Oh, and that blue and white box on the right?

Diuretics.

Mama's little helpers.

Plus a full bottle of nail polish remover.

I think I borrowed it from The Bird.

In August.

2007.

This is Squazz's shelf.

There is waaaay too much room up there.

He thinks I can't tell because it is the top shelf.

But I have eyes.

And I have some moisturizers I need to put up there.

Important: Don't tell him.

And these?

These are my new magic potions.

I got them went I went into NYC last week with Annie

and we had a wonderful visit with Daryl.

This freeze 24-7?

Magic.

Botox in a jar.

Swear.

Come on, aren't you tired of looking at all those skies today?

Show us your closet.

I dare you.