Saturday, May 17, 2008

Mental Moo-Ma

Dear Mama Flea,

We have arrived in Connecticut.
We are so happy that we cannot stop smooching.
That bubblewrap is very suffocating.
We had to sell Dlyn's truck to buy more butter.
Turns out, Bessie does not travel well.
She demanded UPS class.
But we are safe.
And Bessie is happy.

This new lady is nice.
And a little weird.
But we are not scared one bit.
She is so happy to have us.

She fed us very well.
Dessert was interesting.
What is this meno-pot she keeps on talking about?
It was late, but Mental Moo-Ma let us catch up on your news.
We don't think you sound like Philadelphia.
As a matter of fact, we can't figure you out at all.
Ha. Ha. Just Kidding.
She has lots of little bedtime treats for us.
Bessie is gonna get spoiled.
Mental has this table near our bed with all these potions.
Maybe we both will get a little spoiled.
We are so tired from our trip.
This weekend is going to be fun.
Sweet dreams.
Luv, Fred

PS. We hope you feel better soon.


Liz said...

What a fun start to my Saturday! Happy Saturday to you MPM!

Debbie said...

Shaking my guys are just too much ROFL. I had to go check out Dyln's truck and then I understood what ya'll were doing!

Absolutely hillarious and so friggin creative!

Lots a smilin goin on here :) :)

Laura ~Peach~ said...

tooo fun, have a great weekend with your visitors!

Anonymous said...

Oh! I'm so glad Fred and Bessie have arrived safely! Do you think they'll spend some time by the pool today?

Great intro!

Anonymous said...

I am laughing so hard, I could cry...will probably short-circuit my keyboard!

Treasia Stepp said...

What a cute entry today. Put a nice smile on my face this morning. Something Sponge Bob has a hard time with on Saturdays'

Jules said...

Very funny, but, Waaaaay to much time alone...Squazz, take this girl out !!

abb said...

I can't WAIT to get home and take them on a little road trip to my corner of cocktail corner!

Bear Naked said...

Oh I have to get that sign:
"Does this candy make my ass look big"


Mental P Mama said...

Bear: It's real candy! Tombstone Annie gave it to me! We are having so much fun here!

Susiewearsthepants said...

New here, great photos. What imagination you have!

Country Girl said...

Am laughing down here in Maryland. You're a kook!

Flea said...

Phew! They're safe! Thank goodness! Thank you for taking them in Mental P. Any sign that they want to come home, or is there more talk of travel?

dlyn said...

I am so glad they have arrived safely - you would think that 3 sticks of butter would have seen them through but I guess not! Great pics Mental!

Mom Knows Everything said...

I love the picture of them reading Flea's blog!

faroutmom said...

Did Dlyn teach the bovines how to read or did you have to read to them?

Anonymous said...

LOL!! You've made my morning!! You crack me up.

Snooty Primadona said...

Very clever, my friend. I haven't been feeling very clever lately, so maybe I need some moo-moos at my house for inspiration. Well, I know I need something.

Oh, wait! Maybe I just need a life, lol.

Meg said...

Gosh I should have looked at this yesterday, what a hoot!

Lori said...

Oh, Bessie is a girl after my own heart! I, too, get excited by foot creams! Looks like some kind of luxury b&b for cows up there!

Daryl said...

Now this is weird .. I know I commented .. I even asked what the story was behind the bovines! How truly weird it disappeared or never appeared .. SO .. what is the story behind these adorable bovines?


Stacey Olson said...

LOL. I agree, you really need to get out of the house.. lOL

foolery said...

Okay, I've known more cows in my 42 years than PEOPLE, and I DID NOT KNOW that cows close their eyes when they make out.

You're delightful, Ms. Pause. :)