Dec 12, 2011
Today's Horoscope for Aquarius

Your mind is going a thousand miles an hour. Different ideas, interests, goals, and projects could dart through your mind all day. Write them down! Go through the list to see which ideas are workable, which are immediate, and which can wait for later. Take a long walk before bed or you might not be able to sleep.

I don't know about you, but when there's an exclamation point in my Monday horoscope, I automatically feel tired. Can somebody think of some ideas, goals and projects that are good for me? And then can you write them down? And send them to me? Thanks. I need a nap.

How does yours look?

Taking You Into the Weekend

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This-n-That Thursday

Things that have made me smile already this morning:

• My happy dog sniffing her way through our walk.
• Coffee with almond milk.
• The sun.
• Foaming lavender soap.
• The Morning Joe commercial.
• The steady hum of my heater.
• The clip of Stephen Colbert doing ballet last night.
• A hot towel out of the dryer.
• Going off to work and having it be my last day for the week.

How about you?

Mid-Week Math

∫(Chocolate lab puppy)+⨊(recycling bin, warm day, left to his own devices)=

Much mirth and merriment.

Extra points: at least he left those wreaths alone. ☆☆☆

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

More role reversal. Sorta...

A Red Bull?

At night?

I'd have to be hospitalized.

Obviously I am that old.

Seriously, I open one silly package and now we never let it go?

And in 9 sleeps, she will be home to shop with mama!

Spicy but Pleasant

Today's Aquarius Horoscope from Cafe Astrology

Relationships tend to be spicy but pleasant today, dear Aquarius. You can feel inspired by your conversations and the connections you make right now, and your intimate life can get a boost with extra attention and natural acceptance. Friends are supportive and intrigued with your point of view.

Now I ask you? Could it be any more mellow and cozy for a Monday morning? And that potluck dinner I'm going to at church tonight? Hmmm.

Is yours this good?

This-n-That Thursday

Utter nonsense:

• How did it get to be December?
• I have a terrible crush on the Saints' quarterback Drew Brees.
• Everybody should go see "The Descendants"
• We had the best rosé cava on Thanksgiving. I want a case of it.
• I'm not feeling very Christmassy yet.
• Cumin is my current favorite spice.
• I'm in the mood to talk to a psychic.
• I need some creative ideas for tea sandwiches.
• December? Really?