My Mommy at the Mall

She thinks we don't know about this.

But, hello?

The Baroness is Classy!!!

The Baroness von Bloggenschtern is our new winner.

I will have my mommy mail it right out to you when she gets back from wherever she is...

Classy

When my mommy read this, she laughed and laughed.

Personally, I don't need this kind of advice.

But I know plenty of humans out there who could use this book.

Plenty.

Now it can be yours.

And it's an autographed copy.

Just leave me a comment using the word "biscuit."

I'll get my sister to pick another random number tomorrow.

iPod Winner!!

My sister is mad at me for giving away the iPod.

I don't really care.

"17. And that's a pretty expensive thing to be giving away on a website."

#17Joanie said...

Wow, you get a lot more comments when you give something away! Sissy and Sammy are my little pals. Sammy likes to blog too, like you, Dora, so he writes every once in a while..usually complaining about Silly Sissy. Your mama is one lucky gal...traveling!

Dear Joanie:

Please email my mommy at mentalpmama@aol.com so she will know where to send your prize! Congrats!

I'll be back as soon as I find something else up here in her office to give away next.

Oh, and she says she is having a nice time.

While Mommy's Away. A Give-Away!

Hi. Mom is gone to Italy.

And as soon as that door closed, I was like a rocket up the stairs.

Her office is a mess, but I know where she puts stuff.

This is my face where I pretend not to pay attention;

Where I am oh, so aloof:

But I don't miss a thing.

See:

An iPod Touch!

And I am giving it away...

Just leave your comments telling me about your pets.

Or whatever.

Just leave comments.

Tell your friends and family to enter, too.

I will have my sister The Bird choose a random winner.

On Monday.

And by then I will have found another present to give away.

This is going to be a fun week.

Love, Dora

This-n-That Thursday

What was I thinking

• When I cut my toenails to the quick?
• When I colored my hair two shades darker than its natural shade?
• When I agreed to yet another charity event?
• When I put my nook charger away for good keeping?
• When I thought I could set up my new laptop all by myself?
• When I ordered a gluten-free meal on a flight to Rome?
• When-------------------

You know what old lady?

I've had just about enough of your sh"tuff."

And if any of you people are still here after reading her drivel...

(Yes, I am a beagle-mix and I know what drivel is...)

Work with me here....

I have spent some quality time up in that hole she calls her office.

There's some fun stuff in there she doesn't even know about.

So I will be hosting some give aways contests while my mom is away.

Just don't tell her.

Oh, and that gluten-free meal?

You get what you ask for.

Just sayin'.

Love, Dora, DIC

Dog in Charge.

Dear Alitalia:

As long as there is no seat-kicking rugrat behind me, it'll be just fine....

Your Personality at 35,000 Feet Is Thoughtful and Contemplative




Deep down, you prefer spending time alone to spending time with others. You enjoy thinking more than talking.



You are good with your place in the world. You are confident and comfortable with who you are.



Your gift is having a way with words. You know how to express yourself well.



You are inspired by what is possible. Real life is often too ordinary for you.



It's very easy for you to feel happy. You can find peace with any situation.

The Personality Test at 35,000 Feet

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