Hump Day Haiku

it's been a while since

we have been graced with shauna

and her magic shoes

Because We Need It

A wee dose of our friend:

a glimpse of shauna

enough to make things aright

all lucite glory

Now don't we feel all better?

Who cares about a little earthquake?

Or a pesky hurricane?

We have this rose to carry us through anything.

Such an inspiration.

Happy Friday

Got any plans?

I may go back to the beach.

Or not.

Tar Balls?

Oopf.

I think maybe silicone balls...

Corrupting little boys for more than ten years now.

Have mercy.

And she won't get tan lines with those pole dancing shoes, either.

I wonder how many pairs of those things she has.

And does she line them all up neatly in her closet?

If you need me today, I'll be here--

Thinking these really deep thoughts.

What are you doing?

Pictures of Shauna and friends from here

Friday Greetings from Shauna

A question for you:

Does this beat up Vuitton bag make my butt look big?

Happy Friday my friends.

Doesn't she just brighten up your day?

Get your lucite on!

picture borrowed from here

Monday Morning Wake Up Call

Some coffee and lucite to get you on your way.

You're welcome.

Now the business of the day:

Today's Aquarius Horoscope:
Feb 15, 2010

A little foreign culture could be the thing you need right now to spice things up a bit, Aquarius. It could be that you aren't feeling a very strong connection with the environment around you. You could be anxious to spread your wings and explore your freedom. Start small but think big. Get out of your rut and do more exploring on your own. There’s a sobering, disciplined feeling to the day that could help you think realistically about your situation and where you want to go with it.

get yours

I think this may be the best one. Ever. And strangely true. Details will be coming.

Don't forget to enter my giveaway!

I will be selecting a winner later, and announce the lucky duck at 5 pm today.

Now get out there and have yourself a Monday to beat all Mondays!

Birthday Suit

It's my Birthday Eve!

A day of contemplation...

What does the next year hold?

What is my purpose?

When will I stop sweating?

Itching?

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Will Shauna ever stop entertaining me?

Don't her children look happy?

Should I wear that outfit doily to my birthday party?

Where on earth does one get something like that?

But those shoes?

They remain a constant...

They make me smile.

And for that, I am thankful.

Discombobulated

Since we have very few grocery needs in this house these days,

and it was finally time to go get some staples for Squazz and myself,

I ventured out a few days ago.

To Stew Leonard's.

We have a very famous store in out little town.

At least the Leonard family thinks so.

Just kidding. It is an adventure all in it's own.

I didn't go for years because of the stories.

You had to get your cart and always go in the same direction as everyone else.

?

If you know anything about me by now, you know that wouldn't work for me.

What if I want to go a different way?

What if I need to go back and get something I forgot?

Well, a few years ago, I finally drank the koolaid.

I went to Stew's.

And I loved it.

So when I arrived the other day?

After only being gone a few weeks?

They had rearranged the whole dang place.

I was lost.

But I got Squazz his Cheerios and I got my cauliflower.

I am such a trooper.

And then I went home and had a nap.

And some wine.

I think if I'd had these child helpers, it would have been easier:

And maybe these shoes?

Yes.

If I had the helpers and the shoes, I'm sure I would have breezed through the joint.

Shauna is Ready for Fall

I miss the lucite.

If It's Wednesday....

...I'm at the beach.

With my bodyguard.

Seriously. Shauna is just mesmerizing.

Isn't she?

Gone to the Beach...

...with my own personal lifeguard.

See ya.

A Vision in Lucite

Shauna's Special Easter Parade.

It looks like she has added an apprentice to the entourage....

How much fun will it be to have two of them????

A  special little dance....

Do you think Shauna forgot she was wearing her nightie?

Nope.  I don't either.

Isn't she something?

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Not Lucite

Shauna's got some new shoes.

Thoughts?

Happy Friday y'all.

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Lucite on a Segway

And there she goes...

What would we do without her?

--For more Shauna fun, go to dlisted

Miss Lucite Hits Florida...

...And she's defiling my beloved Delano on Miami Beach.  The nerve.  For more of the special beauty and style that is Shauna Sand, go here.  I will be in NYC today with Annie.  We are having lunch with Daryl!  I will wear some warm boots.  

A Bit More Lucite

And, for what it's worth, I'm sorry.

I just can't help it.

Here is our friend Shauna Sand.

She has a new buddy.

I think said buddy is one of Hugh Hefner's chicks.

I just love these puppies.

Doncha love Shauna?

More to come.....

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