Friday, September 30, 2011

Words to Live By

When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot in it and hang on.

Happy Weekend, y'all.
Mental Mama

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Please be True....

I don't think I've ever wanted anything to be more true than this one....


You See Peace in Your Future



Five years from now, you'll be living a calmer, less hectic life.

You are working hard at managing the chaos in your life right now, and eventually that will pay off for you.



Ten years from now, you will be deeply fulfilled. You will have found a whole new meaning to your life.

By being able to slow down and focus more, you will discover what truly matters to you.


Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

Really?

Just what every college student needs: A puppy.
Crisis averted. I hope.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Yawn


Today's Aquarius Horoscope from Cafe Astrology

The tendency now is to keep others at arm's length, and this is fine just for now if you are not feeling up to par socially. However, it's important to avoid totally alienating others while you do take your time to observe rather than act. Differences in values are highlighted now, and you could be feeling that important people in your life either don't understand what you value or have radically different values than your own. It's not the time to push others away, but rather to pull yourself back a little in order to collect yourself. In fact, you have much to learn from your intuition now.

Creativity: Excellent ~ Love: Fair ~ Business: Fair

Hope yours is better.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Simple Math:

flip flops + cobblestone walk = old lady splayed across street
Not pretty.
Not pretty at all.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Oopsie


Sep 21, 2011

Today's Horoscope for Aquarius


There's tension all around you, so you'll be happiest spending as much time by yourself as possible, Aquarius. If you must interact with people, keep your communication clear and concise. There's room for misunderstanding, which could result in a major blowup over a minor event. It simply isn't worth the trouble being with people today. Seclusion is the only place where you'll find peace.
And I'm on my way to a big Expo this morning... Hope everybody likes my concise communication.

What are you supposed to be doing today?

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Not the Shoemaker's Daughters...

Mental P and the Baby Bird went to the middle of Virginia
for a beautiful wedding.
They were prepared:
They decided that they could have used a few more.
No joke.
They may need help.