Mental P Mama

This 'n That Thursday

2012-02-02T07:56:00.002-05:00

Randomness and breast cancer:

I had 4 lymph nodes removed in my right arm.
Radiation will start in about 3 weeks. No chemo for me.
Yay.
My radiation oncologist diagnosed me with a hernia. I laughed.
I would really like a Hi Heidi doll.
My team of doctors is like a Words with Friends bonanza: Dr. V, Dr. C, Dr. Z, Dr. G and Dr. P.
I can never get another shot, a blood pressure cuff or blood drawn in my right arm again.
I am so very lucky.
My first Hi Heidi doll was a gift from my mother when I learned how to tie my shoes.
I am hatching a plan to get that hernia repaired along with a tummy tuck. I believe I can finagle it.
I found a Hi Heidi doll on eBay with a pristine red carrying case just like mine.
Have you had your mammogram this year?
I am so very lucky.

Mild Mama?

2012-02-01T08:17:00.001-05:00

I dunno about this one.....

You are a Mild Mama

You don't have to be screaming at the top of your lungs to have a good time
You rather chill, soak in the moment, and appreciate life for what it is
Guys appreciate your "take life as it comes" approach...
(Though they wouldn't mind if you got a little wild from time to time!)

How about you? Are You a Daring Woman?

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2012-01-31T08:32:00.000-05:00

Some more role reversal.

And waking up in Bridgeport, Connecticut on a train at midnight?

Is the stuff of nightmares.

You have to trust me on this one...

And The Bird was so relieved that I was home...

She was able to think about accessorizing her apartment.

Busy Mama

2012-01-30T08:10:00.000-05:00

Aquarius Horoscope

The Week Starting January 30, 2012

You are very busy now doing all those personal errands that have been set aside. You are probably fixing up your living quarters as well as your work place. You should be very satisfied with the results that you are creating. A new computer location can now be fashioned for your comfort and ease of operation. The full Moon of next week should solve a problem that arose two weeks ago.

This just makes me tired. Personal errands that I set aside? And I cannot wait to see what that full moon takes care of....How's your week looking?

This 'n That Thursday

2012-01-26T07:37:00.001-05:00

Being Spammed to death:

Answering service
Cashier jobs
Boot Camp
Email Fax
Asian Singles
Fingerhut Partners
Geeks Survey
Jewish Singles
Latino Singles
Police Degree
Protect Your Home - ADT
Call in SICK do this instead
Lumineers.com

And I read through all the titles faithfully every morning. You never know when some real bank is trying to find you with your actual missing millions...Hey. Don't judge; it's okay to dream. Do you have spam?

Hump Day Haiku: Hungry

2012-01-25T08:15:00.001-05:00

in dreary winter

mama likes some melted cheese

when can we annie?

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2012-01-24T08:24:00.002-05:00

We are all back to normal.

Normal means back in our schools for MPM rugrats.

Normal means communicating via text for MPM.

Sunday night we watched the Giants game "together."

The Bird is an expert on all things Eli Manning.

And we were worried about him.

After the win, Mama turns her attention to her son.

He started an incredible internship yesterday.

I am so proud of him.

I am proud of both of them.

I am so lucky.

A Little Somethin'-Somethin' for All of Us

2012-01-23T07:48:00.002-05:00

The Astrology of Today - All Signs

January 23, 2012A New Moon in Aquarius occurs early into the day. Friendship, brotherhood, group activities, social pursuits, group projects, trying something new, humanitarian efforts, or joining a group will be in focus during this approximately month-long cycle. New beginnings regarding all of these matters are possible now. This is a time during which we should solve problems that require thinking "outside of the box"; brainstorm and socialize; focus on extending a friendly hand, receiving support, and expressing platonic love for those around us; give our emotions and passions a "break", as we develop more objectivity and some detachment from past haunts; learn how something (or someone) works; revitalize ourselves through experiences that are new or simply different; reach out to people in our social circle and in our community, and recognize the value of our friendships and social networks. Mars is stationary today, turning retrograde this evening and until April 13th. WhenMars is in its retrograde cycle, we need to re-assess our current projects, our approach to getting what we want, and our desire nature. Rather than directly asserting our desires, we tend towards introspection. While Mars in direct motion is direct, straightforward, assertive, and aggressive, with Mars in retrograde motion, Mars energy is essentially turned inward--it's internalized, intensified, personalized, and perhaps pressurized. We can be hesitant about taking action, second-guessing our instincts or our natural impulses rather than acting upon them.
source

The new beginnings part is all fine and good. But this Mars in retrograde isn't too appealing. At all.

Today? I go back to work!!! A new beginning indeed! And last night? I had that dream where it is the end of the semester and I haven't bothered to go to math class. That may or may not have actually happened in real life...

What are your plans today?

This-n-That Thursday

2012-01-19T00:01:00.003-05:00

Birthday Eve Eve Musings

#with hashtag explanations

Oh the things my 52 year old self could teach my 35 year old self. #noregretliving
If you've known someone more than 10 years and never seen their handwriting, I think it's a problem. #thefineartofletterwritingisalmostlost
Instead of taking a big chunk of money from a pharmaceutical company, why not rebrand and teach the world about all the delicious and nutritious southern food that there is? #pauladeencashinginonherdiabetes
I will never take having a hot shower and a shampoo for granted ever again. #10dayswithoutshoweraftercancersurgery
I don't understand how people like pain killers. #wreakhavoconthecolon
It is actually possible to be damaged to the point of lacking an iota of self esteem, yet possess an overwhelming sense of false grandeur. #havenoroominmylifefortoxicpeople
CBW and I might be hatching a plan to run a race together. #certifiablycrazy
In spite of how my year has started off medically, I feel overwhelmingly happy. #2012isthebeginningofgreatthings
If you are down, just remember that it gets better. #thisistrue
Remember Betamax? #Imaybegettingupthere
When did my eyelashes start growing from my chin? #oldladyproblems
Speaking of eyelashes, what is the best and easiest brand of false ones? #stillvain
This week's nutrition obsession is açai/superfruit juice and seltzer. #itsalwayssomething
Life is Good. #myblessingsarenumerous

Do you have a musing? With a hashtag?

Hump Day Haiku

2012-01-18T08:22:00.000-05:00

blessings abounding

i am better ev'ry day

get your mammogram

*photo taken with phone and under the influence of nice pills
**nice pills long ago abandoned in favor of Tylenol
***bedside flowers courtesy of the wonderful Kate.

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2012-01-17T09:16:00.004-05:00

The day when I let The Baby Bird Nursemaid leave the house for a few hours:

But mama won't leave her alone:

Because, you know, stamps are critical to my healing...

The next day?

She actually wore two different shoes.

Voila:

Do you think she was in a hurry to get out the door?

Poor little Bird.

Thank you all so much for everything...my lymph node report came in negative yesterday. Now I will have radiation followed by hormone therapy. Life is Good. Now go get a mammogram.

Wild Excitement?

2012-01-16T07:46:00.003-05:00

Aquarius Horoscope

For The Week Starting January 16, 2012

Those of you born in the first week of this sign may find some wild excitement this week as you meet someone new. Be sure to attend a party or social event now because someone very special could enter your life this week. Any Aquarians that are having problems in their personal or love life can find solutions now that will keep everybody happy. Your friends are willing to help you out in any way they can.

First of all, thank you all from the very bottom of my heart for the prayers and words of support. I am feeling really good, and have made great progress in healing. My children stepped up in the most caring and loving ways imaginable; they are going back to their own happy, mom-free college-worlds this week. My surgeon reports that my margins are clear, my nodes appear to be cancer-free (one more biopsy report due today) and radiation followed by hormone therapy should take care of this damn cancer.

Now, let's analyze this horoscope: My birthday is not only in the first week of Aquarius, it is the first day. And if that qualifies me for wild excitement, then I'll pass. A half marathon followed by cancer surgery and reconstruction last week should get some carryover excitement points. The only someone special I am looking for is a great radiation oncologist. My love life can be addressed later.... And my friends? My friends make my heart feel so full it might just pop. I have been showered with flowers, love, edible arrangements, love, hair washing, love, bandage changes and some awesome food. And it shows no signs of letting up. Case in point, Annie is coming today for duty...I love you all more than you know. Life is Good.

How's your week shaping up?

This-n-That Thursday

2012-01-12T08:13:00.003-05:00

Full of thanks and some answers:

I cannot thank you all enough for the love and support. It is palpable.
I was diagnosed with breast cancer on December 14 after having a stereo biopsy on the 12th.
I was blindsided with that call.
All I had on my mammogram were some calcifications (they are like little dots of kosher salt when you look at the film).
The radiologist told me to come back in 6 months for a follow up. My gut told me otherwise.
Telling my children was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. Going to Disney to run the half marathon last week was one of the best things we've ever done.
It appears to be the hormone receptive kind of cancer which is highly treatable.
I had the lumpectomy, lymph node biopsy and some reconstruction on Tuesday.
I love my team of doctors.
I am in pain, but I have some nice pills.
And my nursemaids/children are awesome.
I hope to have more answers by tomorrow.
If I am lucky, I will have radiation followed by hormone therapy.
I feel lucky.
Now, if you haven't yet done so in the past year, go get your mammogram/ultrasound/MRI.
Or I will hunt you down and harangue you. It won't be pretty.

And now, I'm going back to bed.

Not Your Average Tuesday

2012-01-10T00:01:00.002-05:00

First, the good news:

I have the most amazing support system of family and friends.
I am a strong and positive person.
I am loved.
I was able to spend this last weekend with my two favorite people at the happiest place on earth.
I finished my half marathon with my son and we raised over $7,200 for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society.
I am blessed, and I am thankful for that.
We caught it very early.

Now, the not-so-good news:

I have breast cancer.
I am having a lumpectomy, lymph node biopsy and reconstructive surgery today.
I feel scared, but confident in my doctors.
My children will be with me every step of the way.
If I am lucky, I will have radiation followed by hormone therapy.
I am going to hold it at this.

What you can do:

If you are the type, please say a prayer for us...especially my children. It is so hard to be the caregiver...
If you aren't the type, please just send them a good thought today.
If you haven't done so, go get a mammogram. Mine may just have saved my life.

Thank you all, Lauren

13.1?

2012-01-08T08:05:00.002-05:00

✔

How was your Saturday?

And that boy with me?

The one who trained for a half marathon

by running 8 miles in total?

He beat me.

yup

It was magical.

Thank you all for your support!

I hope that we find a cure soon...

For all cancer.

Disney Race Eve

2012-01-06T10:11:00.001-05:00

Tomorrow portends to be an interesting morning....

Getting my 20-year-old son to the start line should be enough to earn me my finishers' medal.

I'm just sayin'....

This-n-That Thursday

2012-01-05T00:01:00.002-05:00

Some things I (finally) learned about myself in 2011:

Your metabolism does slow down after 50.
One third of what you consume keeps you alive. The other two-thirds keeps your doctors alive.
It is impossible to have too many reading glasses.
You can still train for, and run, a race. How far is up to you...
The act of receiving is a fine grace. The act of taking is just that.
Gravity is a strong force.
My children really are adults now.
Talk is cheap. Actions are pure gold.
Unless you are willing to give of your time, talent and/or treasure to others less fortunate, just move on along.
51 is young. So is 52.
The people in my life are my true blessings.
The dream of living in a fly-over state has become a mission.
Life is good.

You?

Getaway Wednesday

2012-01-04T07:49:00.002-05:00

Get us out of here!

Even that 36 looks balmy to me this morning.

Thank you all for your support!

Augie and I are looking forward to our race.

The Bird is looking forward to coming and cheering for us.

She is also looking at a pain-free weekend for herself.

Smarty pants that she is....

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2012-01-03T07:37:00.002-05:00

One more sleep:

Tomorrow, The Bird, Augie and I venture to Disney World where Augie and I will be running the half marathon on Saturday. We are doing this in memory of my mother whom we lost to non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma almost ten years ago. There's still time to donate to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society on our webpage. 75% of all the money we have raised will go directly to the mission of LLS which is dedicated to funding blood cancer research and providing information and support to blood cancer patients and their families.

Click here to donate. To those of you who have already given to us, please accept another heartfelt thanks, and be on the lookout for your proper note after the race;) Any and all amounts are gratefully accepted...

Relentless for a cure....

Hibernating

2012-01-02T08:10:00.002-05:00

Today's Aquarius Horoscope from Cafe Astrology

Restlessness and impatience can threaten to ruin your day if you are not careful, dear Aquarius. You want to push your way through your daily routine so that you can do more interesting things, but the people around you may not seem to be moving quickly enough! Tune out distractions so that you can focus on one thing at a time. Avoid provoking others, even subtly, by an impatient manner.

Creativity: Good ~ Love: Fair ~ Business: Fair

How's your's?

If anybody needs me, I'll be around tomorrow. Oh, Happy 2012!

My Favorite Number!

2011-12-28T08:37:00.000-05:00

You Are the 7

You value personal growth. If you're not changing, it's likely something is going wrong in your life.

You are a lucky person, but it's partially due to how you've crafted you're life.

You are a great leader, and you lead without your ego. You know where you're going, and others want to follow.

You are comfortable with and really appreciate freedom. You think it's important to be able to do your own thing.

What Slot Machine Symbol Are You?

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-12-27T07:50:00.002-05:00

What a couple of old farts I have reared:

Hope yours was just as merry♫♪♬

Ready for 2012!

2011-12-26T09:45:00.002-05:00

Aquarius Horoscope

For The Week Starting December 26, 2011

- Happy New Year!

This should be a very practical and serious year for you as you build yourself a solid foundation from which to work. Some serious decisions will have to be made and you will have to gather all the facts and details before making them. So long as you face reality as it is and not as you wish it to be, this could be a very important and eventful year in your life.

What does yours look like?

All I Want for Christmas is a Cure

2011-12-23T08:50:00.002-05:00

Augie and I are almost ready for our half marathon!

We are training together (sometimes!) to raise funds for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society's Team In Training (TNT), and will run in the Walt Disney World Marathon Weekend in January 2012.

2012 will mark the tenth year we have been without B.B. Ten long years. A mother and a grandmother lost way too early. Please join us to help fund a cure for all blood cancers, and to provide aid to current patients and their families.

Since its inception in 1988, TNT has trained more than half a million athletes, and raised$1.2 billlion to help find a cure. In addition, 75% of all the money we raise goes directly to the LLS mission of funding research and drug trials as well as helping patients and their families.

Some facts:

Every 4 minutes, someone is diagnosed with a blood cancer.
There are currently over 950,000 people living with or in remission from a blood cancer in North America.
In the last 40 years, leukemia cure rates have gone from 5% to over 90%.
In the last decade, half of the FDA approved cancer drugs were for blood cancers,many funded by LLS.
Many of those LLS funded drugs have since been proven viable treatments for other cancers such as breast, colon, and stomach.
Last year, LLS contributed $20 million in patient aid to help defray costs.

Please consider a donation to our goal of raising $7000 to help find a cure.... Every little bit helps.

Click HERE to donate. And Thank You to my Bloggy friends who have already given so generously.

This-n-That Thursday

2011-12-22T11:44:00.003-05:00

Due to much procrastination,

this is a day of much scurrying about...

And that is that.

Tell me something random.

And funny.

Quizzy Wednesday

2011-12-21T08:01:00.001-05:00

This is a fun one.....

Your Pitta Dosha Says You Are Strong

You're the type of person who thinks quickly and moves even faster.

You like to be challenged, and you get bored if things get too easy.

You are brilliant and focused. You give most things your all, and you're downright aggressive.

You would be more balanced if you cooled down a bit. Give yourself at least a few minutes a day where you don't do anything.

Some of it true, some of it close......What Does Your Dosha Say About You?

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-12-20T07:35:00.002-05:00

Sibling rivalry and mama's missing top:

Both mysteries solved. Interestingly enough....

How are things at your house these days?

Ha!

2011-12-19T09:14:00.002-05:00

Dec 19, 2011

Today's Horoscope for Aquarius

Presented by Horoscope.com

You're the certified expert on many topics, so spread your knowledge around. Others will attend to your words. Use them carefully. You may jump from subject to subject, but that's OK. The unexpected adventures you encounter will keep you entertained. Don't worry about the consequences. Go out and have fun. The energy of the day is electric!

Emphasis: Mine! Can yours beat this one today?

Godspeed

2011-12-16T08:59:00.001-05:00

Mama is waiting.

This-n-That Thursday

2011-12-15T07:52:00.003-05:00

Grateful for:

Waking up
Loving family
Loving friends
Loving dog
Vitamin D3
Clean water
Health insurance
Reading glasses
Fluffy pajamas
Eye cream
Cetaphil lotion
Ionic hairdryer

And all by 7:30 am. You?

Today, I am an Eight-Year-Old Boy

2011-12-14T00:01:00.001-05:00

Make sure you have your volume turned up!

My favorite part is at the very last when you hear a mom say, "Okay, I think we're done here."

I really am a little boy on the inside;)

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-12-13T06:35:00.002-05:00

I think they're trying to kill me:

sigh

I think she's stalking me. And when the Giants win like that, it needs a facebook status.

If anyone can name the author and the book in the above quote,

I'll think of something good to send you.

No cheating.

I will know.

2011-12-12T07:55:00.002-05:00

Dec 12, 2011
Today's Horoscope for Aquarius

Your mind is going a thousand miles an hour. Different ideas, interests, goals, and projects could dart through your mind all day. Write them down! Go through the list to see which ideas are workable, which are immediate, and which can wait for later. Take a long walk before bed or you might not be able to sleep.

I don't know about you, but when there's an exclamation point in my Monday horoscope, I automatically feel tired. Can somebody think of some ideas, goals and projects that are good for me? And then can you write them down? And send them to me? Thanks. I need a nap.

How does yours look?

Taking You Into the Weekend

2011-12-09T09:49:00.000-05:00

idiot

This-n-That Thursday

2011-12-08T08:07:00.003-05:00

Things that have made me smile already this morning:

My happy dog sniffing her way through our walk.
Coffee with almond milk.
The sun.
Foaming lavender soap.
The Morning Joe commercial.
The steady hum of my heater.
The clip of Stephen Colbert doing ballet last night.
A hot towel out of the dryer.
Going off to work and having it be my last day for the week.

How about you?

Mid-Week Math

2011-12-07T07:36:00.002-05:00

∫(Chocolate lab puppy)+⨊(recycling bin, warm day, left to his own devices)=

Much mirth and merriment.

Extra points: at least he left those wreaths alone. ☆☆☆

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-12-06T08:19:00.002-05:00

More role reversal. Sorta...

A Red Bull?

At night?

I'd have to be hospitalized.

Obviously I am that old.

Seriously, I open one silly package and now we never let it go?

And in 9 sleeps, she will be home to shop with mama!

Spicy but Pleasant

2011-12-05T07:40:00.002-05:00

Today's Aquarius Horoscope from Cafe Astrology

Relationships tend to be spicy but pleasant today, dear Aquarius. You can feel inspired by your conversations and the connections you make right now, and your intimate life can get a boost with extra attention and natural acceptance. Friends are supportive and intrigued with your point of view.

Now I ask you? Could it be any more mellow and cozy for a Monday morning? And that potluck dinner I'm going to at church tonight? Hmmm.

Is yours this good?

This-n-That Thursday

2011-12-01T08:11:00.002-05:00

Utter nonsense:

How did it get to be December?
I have a terrible crush on the Saints' quarterback Drew Brees.
Everybody should go see "The Descendants"
We had the best rosé cava on Thanksgiving. I want a case of it.
I'm not feeling very Christmassy yet.
Cumin is my current favorite spice.
I'm in the mood to talk to a psychic.
I need some creative ideas for tea sandwiches.
December? Really?

Hump Day Haiku

2011-11-30T07:59:00.003-05:00

mama's new passion

has her wondering aloud

what could be better

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-11-29T07:52:00.003-05:00

All in a day's chat:

I don't think I even knew what chicken cordon bleu was in college.

And The Bird is all up in the ancestry tree.

I think she might have a little bit of the matriarchal procrastination gene....

Doing her mama proud.

Monday!!!

2011-11-28T07:38:00.003-05:00

Today's Aquarius Horoscope from Cafe Astrology

It's a better day for making adjustments than for pushing ahead with gusto, dear Aquarius. Conflicts with others can arise over differences in beliefs. This may be a day in which communications get crossed, errands and short trips are disrupted, or appointments get rescheduled. Adjusting your plans may be in order, and accommodating inconveniences figures strongly. It may be time as well to re-evaluate matters that you previously thought were completed. It's not the best time for negotiations.

Creativity: Good ~ Love: Fair ~ Business: Fair

It was bound to happen...a not-so-good horoscope. But it's okay. I had an amazing Thanksgiving holiday spent with my twenty-year-old 'children' who are turning into a couple of people with high integrity and fine character. I am so lucky. So, yeah, I can handle whatever the day has for me. I can take it.

How's your day shaping up?

Gratitude

2011-11-23T07:55:00.002-05:00

spanning many years

and many more miles these days

my heart over runs

Thanksgiving Blessings, everyone+

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-11-22T07:48:00.002-05:00

Parenting, feloning, bribing and parenting:

Is feloning a word?

Follow Through

2011-11-21T07:40:00.004-05:00

Nov 21, 2011
Today's Horoscope for Aquarius

Today you may come up with some attractive new ideas to advance your career and increase your income. The only question is whether or not you can follow through. Some of them may be workable and some may not, but if you're serious, you should do some research to figure that out. The future looks good if you take the necessary steps to turn your ideas into reality.

All I need is to make sure I follow through. Follow. Through. There's only one challenge with this: Aquarians are idea people. We come up with the plans. We have the vision. Now I need to do research and follow through? Well, I say let's get to it. Can somebody help me with all this "necessary steps" stuff? Thanks.

How's your day shaping up?

Awesomeness!!!

2011-11-18T10:31:00.004-05:00

It's here!!! Our very own Virginia Blister CBW's book! Spawned from her blog! And we couldn't be more proud. Get your orders in! December 5 is the big day. Couldn't happen to a better person. xoxoxo

This-n-That Thursday

2011-11-17T08:33:00.002-05:00

It's all about me. Yawn:

I misplaced my tweezers for a day. It was hell.
I am going to play bridge tonight for the first time in a long while. I feel lucky. I hope they have lots of money.
I am in a wardrobe crisis. The s-word is in the forecast for this afternoon. And in the 60's by Sunday.
I am obsessed with Van's gluten-free blueberry waffles.
I have killer shin splints.
I have new chewable vitamin D3 things. They taste like rum candy. I swear.
I cannot wait to see my babies next week!
I got that shellac polish for a manicure on Saturday. I love it.
I also got a big, faux Princess Diana ring. I love it, too.
I have to run a half marathon in 47 days. It ain't gonna be pretty.

Now tell me something random about you.

Quirky

2011-11-16T08:09:00.002-05:00

those who know me well

can tell you how weird I am

but they wouldn't dare

Your Quirk Factor: 36%

You have a few little quirks, but you generally blend in well with society.

Only those who know you well know how weird you can be.

So tell me, How Quirky Are You?

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-11-15T08:16:00.002-05:00

Group Parenting Skillz.

I haz them?

A well-intended plug for dishwashing powder:

Overruled.

And a shopping son winds up the conversation...

I have become the silent minority.

Word.

Only on Monday

2011-11-14T08:08:00.003-05:00

Today's Aquarius Horoscope from Cafe Astrology

Emotionally, you could feel a tad out of sync today, dear Aquarius. This can actually be a good thing, as your mood could push you out of complacency and into action. You have the opportunity to work on resolving problems from the small things forward. Aim to create order out of something today, whether it involves cleaning out your drawers or freeing your mind from clutter - or both, as taking care of irksome problems can help clear up your mind.

Creativity: Fair ~ Love: Fair ~ Business: Good

A "tad out of sync"? Well it is Monday. And I guess I better get going on creating some order. Sigh.

Is yours any better?

This-n-That Thursday

2011-11-10T07:57:00.003-05:00

Randomness from an addled little brain:

I am lacking "transitional" clothing in my closet. What to wear when it's in the 60's and humid. In November?
I am hopelessly dependent on my reading glasses.
Augie and I are running a half marathon on January 7. We are horrifically underprepared as of now.
Can someone explain Rick Perry to me?
Can someone explain why anyone would want to be the POTUS?
The Bird and I went to a beautiful wedding in September, and the resident dog was named POTUS. His humans are both attorneys in DC. Isn't that clever?
We had a police chase in Westport yesterday. No one was hurt, but a Bentley got clipped. Oh, and they finally caught the guy--a really bad guy.
Seriously. I have nothing to wear to work today. It's so hot out there. And I am still seeing piles of snow from our little Halloween "dusting."
Does arthritis pain wake you up at night? My right hip does.
I cannot get enough ricotta cheese. It really is an odd thing.
I'm getting my hair done tomorrow. It is way overdue.
I guess I need to get going. I seriously don't know what I'm gonna wear today.

UPDATE 8:52: I have decided on black pants and a nice gauzy blue tunic that The Baby Bird brought me from Morocco! Now, carry on.....

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-11-08T07:30:00.002-05:00

Mad parenting skills...

And, mad college counseling skills...

I haz them....

2011-11-07T07:40:00.002-05:00

Aquarius

Monday, Nov 7, 2011

This is a time period of gradual maturing of your attitudes and overall approach to life. You become more in tune with your inner needs and tendencies, and you make changes that allow you to spend more time doing the things that you really enjoy and that you instinctively are attracted to, rather than what serves your more worldly ambitions, needs for security, and what appeals to you as the logically correct thing to do. You are willing to sacrifice some benefits in order to live a life that suits your temperament and interests now. This attitude is very wise and you can make great strides in getting your life on track. You are more in tune with your instincts and your life tends to come into alignment with your inner nature. Consequently you feel more contented, more "in your own element", and more creative.

I think I may need to re-read this one a few times today. But from what I can tell, it's pretty favorable. Right?

How's yours?

Pretty Much True

2011-11-04T08:41:00.001-04:00

Happy Friday everyone! Now go get your weird on!

You Are 40% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...

But too damn weird to do anything about it!

So.........How Weird Are You?

Hump Day Horoscope

2011-11-02T07:42:00.002-04:00

I know. I know. But this one is just too good not to share. And because of that? I declare that horoscopes are real today.

Nov 2, 2011
Today's Horoscope for Aquarius

It's an excellent day for you! Although no major events occur today, there's the promise of freedom in the coming months. A fundamental shift is about to occur in your occupation and love life. As the months unfold, you can expect to be more visionary, more creative, and perhaps more rebellious. You'll be much more effective than in the past two or three years.

Every word of this is magic. Every. Word.

I hope yours is just this good for you. Because, you know, they are all true today.

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-11-01T08:06:00.002-04:00

We have taken our conversations to a whole new level! Introducing Group Message:

It's where I get to talk to both of my babies at once! And where they get to help me tackle this technical world. Together, they will help me master this new iOS business. I hope.

It takes a village.....

Lively, Imaginative

2011-10-31T08:05:00.003-04:00

Oct 31, 2011

Today's Horoscope for Aquarius

Your lively, imaginative spirit is in tune with the collective. The need for a worldly consciousness and evolving humanity has become more obvious to you as time goes by. These issues come up today, but don't be surprised if you get a reality check. Your dreams may be unrealistic. Someone could try to burst your bubble, so be careful. Don't lose sight of your goals.

"The need for a worldly consciousness and evolving humanity..." By 7:30 this morning, Dora and I had been almost run over by speeding neighbors not one, not two, but three times. Yeah. The evolving humanity needs to take shape soon here in Connecticut. I think we need some humanity before it can even evolve.

Bubble almost burst. But not gonna happen.

Happy Monday. How'd your day start? Does your scope sound better?

This-n-That Thursday

2011-10-27T07:48:00.003-04:00

Randomness:

We have snow in the forecast today.
Our fall foliage has not been as vibrant as usual.
Whatever happened to Helen Reddy?
Our county is ranked first in the nation for halloween candy quality.
When we lived at the beach, and my children were in elementary and middle school, we would get close to 1,000 trick-or-treaters.
Halloween was always my favorite holiday as a child. Even over Christmas.
Yes, 1,000.
Snow?
I got the cutest new rain/snow boots at DSW.
I wonder who was surveyed for that halloween candy study. Nobody asked me anything.
Why do the "Asian Singles" insist on e-viting me to join them every day?
I have become obsessed with ricotta cheese.
Snow?

Bold, Baby!

2011-10-26T08:15:00.003-04:00

~~Stella~~ Mental P is getting her groove back!

You Are Bold

You are decisive and determined. You are good at taking action when the time is right.

You are honest and even a little critical. When it comes to your opinions, you don't hold back.

You are headstrong and very set on doing what you want to do. It's hard to convince you not to follow your gut.

You are daring and courageous. You're willing to take all sorts of risks and stand up to anyone who questions you.

This hits a little too close to home. How about you? Are You Bouncy, Bold, Behaved, or Balanced?

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-10-25T07:39:00.004-04:00

The ones where we plan for Halloween:

Interspersed with some advice...
I am going to have one fun-filled Halloween. A vicarious one. But a fun one....

Talking and Traveling? Well Alrighty Then...

2011-10-24T07:33:00.004-04:00

Today's Aquarius Horoscope from Cafe Astrology

October 24, 2011

Your mental radar is working at full speed today. You are especially alert to everything that is going on around you and you are more able to handle complex problems or sensitive issues with relative ease. The desire to talk, share your feelings, and open up to others could be strong. This is a good time for conversation and for writing and communications of all kinds, and can also be a good time for travel.

Creativity: Good ~ Love: Good ~ Business: Good

Do you think this means my Muse will be coming home today? Or do I have to travel to go get her back? Fiji? Bora Bora? Where should we go to find my Muse? And how will we know her? Do you know what yours looks like?

Is your horoscope better?

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-10-18T06:32:00.003-04:00

Really?

I just got the hang of this texting business.

But you can see if they've read it on the messages?

It could take ~~lurking~~ ~~spying~~ parenting to a whole new level....

Singing? Limericks?

2011-10-17T07:45:00.002-04:00

Aquarius: Daily Overview

for October 17, 2011

Don't be surprised if, in the middle of a conversation, your mind starts to wander today. At first, you might think that you're entering a phase of introversion. But in reality, you might just be bored with the method of discourse. Using the spoken word to explain ideas is so mundane! Try singing your reply, or jotting down a quick limerick that expresses what you're thinking. It's up to you to push other people into communicating in more creative, meaningful ways.

I am all about the wandering mind business. I think I have that down to a science. But, Singing? Trust me. No one wants that. But that Limerick suggestion? Just may work. How is your day shaping up? I hope it's a good one.

Fall Break

2011-10-14T08:10:00.003-04:00

I have enjoyed the periodic company of my children this past week.

Periodic being the operative word.

Augie brought some clothes to be laundered.

Imagine that.

Only three more loads of darks and this will be finished.

I wonder if he has done any laundry since he left here in August?

And every single sock is inside out.

He can take care of sorting those puppies....

gah

Secretly? I loved every minute of it.

Happy Weekend, my friends!

Hmmmmmm

2011-10-12T08:16:00.001-04:00

An interesting quiz....go get your brain going. And happy Wednesday.

Your Spiritual Number is Eight

You bring inspiration and success into people's lives.

You understand how the world works, and you have a knack for money.

Right now, your life is all about goals and progress.

This is nothing new though - you're always moving forward.

You have a lot of perspective in life. You are able to remove your emotions and see the big picture.

You usually bet right in life. You have are intuitive and win often.

Take the quiz: What's Your Spiritual Number?

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-10-11T08:17:00.003-04:00

The ones where they come home for the weekend,

and we have things to do:

In the end, we went to lunch and shopping.

Shocker, I know.

And then we have the boy:

Please take special note of the time this text came through this morning.

And guess who,

because she is a woman of a certain age,

was awake for the day after this.

I am happy to report his resume is great.

And my car is making the round trip to Philadelphia today.

So he can get his suit.

For an internship interview tomorrow.

And it is all okay with me.

They do, after all, have to decide on my habitat and care--

down the road....

This is Getting Interesting....

2011-10-10T08:07:00.003-04:00

Oct 10, 2011

Today's Horoscope for Aquarius

You tend to be unconventional, but today you could outdo even you. A spiritual experience could be at the heart of it. You're changing in ways that are obvious to everyone. Don't worry if they're confused. You'll be confused, too. Think of yourself as a caterpillar becoming a butterfly! The transition may be strange, but the butterfly is far lovelier than the caterpillar!

I promise you all that I am not making these things up. And boy do I ever hope they're right. And how does yours look?

Thoroughly Thoreau

2011-10-07T08:15:00.003-04:00

As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind. To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again. To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.

An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.

-Henry David Thoreau

Aren't you glad I spared you the quote about eating beans from Walden? Now go forth and have a wonderful weekend, my friends.

This-n-That Thursday

2011-10-06T07:14:00.002-04:00

Gratitude

my children
my brothers
my dog
my friends
my church
my health
my roof
my pillow
my job
my freedom
myself

It's what is sustaining me today. You?

The Watercolor Test

2011-10-05T07:58:00.003-04:00

I could analyze this one til the cows come home. But I'll be brief and spare you my navel gazing ways:

You Are Highly Spiritual

You may not have found the meaning of life, but you try to approach it with as much optimism as possible. sometimes

You are always enthusiastic and grateful for every day you have. sometimes

You are cheerful and energetic. You are a do-gooder who likes to keep busy. sometimes

You are outgoing and carefree. You embrace life to the fullest. sometimes

How about you? The Watercolor Test

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-10-04T08:19:00.004-04:00

Another day of textshopping....

Wait. Augie?

I swear I don't know where they get it.

Not Bad for a Monday....

2011-10-03T08:07:00.002-04:00

Oct 3, 2011

Today's Horoscope for Aquarius

A radical transformation of your daily routine is definitely in the wind. You may decide to get an advanced degree or move to a foreign country or become more involved with a group. Even for someone as adventurous as you, this particular change might seem outrageous. Don't worry about it. Follow your heart. Such opportunities often arise only once in a lifetime!

Radical! Transformation! Opportunities! Once in a lifetime! And, I'll take Italy....

How's your day looking?

Words to Live By

2011-09-30T08:14:00.003-04:00

When you reach the end of your rope,

tie a knot in it and hang on.

Thomas Jefferson

Happy Weekend, y'all.

Mental Mama

Please be True....

2011-09-28T08:40:00.001-04:00

I don't think I've ever wanted anything to be more true than this one....

You See Peace in Your Future

Five years from now, you'll be living a calmer, less hectic life.

You are working hard at managing the chaos in your life right now, and eventually that will pay off for you.

Ten years from now, you will be deeply fulfilled. You will have found a whole new meaning to your life.

By being able to slow down and focus more, you will discover what truly matters to you.

What Do You Envision For Your Future?

Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-09-27T08:09:00.001-04:00

Really?

Just what every college student needs: A puppy.

Crisis averted. I hope.

Yawn

2011-09-26T08:15:00.002-04:00

Today's Aquarius Horoscope from Cafe Astrology

The tendency now is to keep others at arm's length, and this is fine just for now if you are not feeling up to par socially. However, it's important to avoid totally alienating others while you do take your time to observe rather than act. Differences in values are highlighted now, and you could be feeling that important people in your life either don't understand what you value or have radically different values than your own. It's not the time to push others away, but rather to pull yourself back a little in order to collect yourself. In fact, you have much to learn from your intuition now.

Creativity: Excellent ~ Love: Fair ~ Business: Fair

Hope yours is better.

Simple Math:

2011-09-23T08:56:00.003-04:00

flip flops + cobblestone walk = old lady splayed across street

Not pretty.

Not pretty at all.

Oopsie

2011-09-21T07:20:00.002-04:00

Sep 21, 2011

Today's Horoscope for Aquarius

There's tension all around you, so you'll be happiest spending as much time by yourself as possible, Aquarius. If you must interact with people, keep your communication clear and concise. There's room for misunderstanding, which could result in a major blowup over a minor event. It simply isn't worth the trouble being with people today. Seclusion is the only place where you'll find peace.

And I'm on my way to a big Expo this morning... Hope everybody likes my concise communication.

What are you supposed to be doing today?

Not the Shoemaker's Daughters...

2011-09-18T16:43:00.005-04:00

Mental P and the Baby Bird went to the middle of Virginia

for a beautiful wedding.

They were prepared:

They decided that they could have used a few more.

No joke.

They may need help.

This-n-That Thursday

2011-09-15T00:01:00.000-04:00

Places I'll be today:

The Merritt Parkway in Connecticut
The Cross County in New York
The Henry Hudson
The George Washington Bridge. Or Martha....
The Joisey Toinpike
Hello Vince Lombardi Rest Stop!
Delaware. Hi Kate!!!
Maryland. Hello tunnel!
DC. Gah. NOVA
Route 29. Hello Virginia!
Hello Charlottesville!
Hello Birdy!

sigh. what are your plans?

One More Sleep...

2011-09-14T07:49:00.004-04:00

And I'll be on the road. Unfortunately, it's not a road less traveled. I'll have plenty of company. But at the end of the road is a precious reward!!! What' s your road trip look like?

You Take the Road Less Traveled

You see life as precious and special. Heritage and family are very important to you.

Your life is quite hectic. You try to slow down when you can, but it's not easy!

You're willing to take a few risks in life. You may not take the road no one travels, but you're happy to take the road less traveled.

You are able to find a fairly healthy balance between work and play. You work when you need to, but you never let yourself burn out.

In another life, you could have been a great artist. You trust your creative instincts enough to let them lead you.

The Road Trip Test

Blogthings: Cheaper Than a Therapist

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-09-13T07:58:00.005-04:00

When the mom and the daughter shop via email and text:

Shoes are critical, too...

And she's right, those patent ones are painful.

But they are so cute...

And in two sleeps?

We can put our outfits together in person!

Well Alrighty Then...

2011-09-12T07:32:00.001-04:00

Aquarius Horoscope

For The Week Starting September 12, 2011

- Even though you may have just changed your residence, you will be making a more permanent move next year in June. Plans that you may make now should be of a tentative nature because people change their minds in two weeks. When all is said and done it will find that the change is in your favor. The third week of October should be important to you. A profitable proposition comes to you at that time.

Is yours this good?

9-11-11

2011-09-11T21:29:00.001-04:00

St. Paul's on the Green.

We remember.

We honor.

We pray for love, forgiveness and tolerance.

This-n-That Thursday

2011-09-08T07:38:00.005-04:00

This lady reached out to comfort her husband

during a leukemia and lymphoma support meeting.

That gesture speaks volumes.

She is the patient.

Hump Day Quiz

2011-09-07T00:01:00.000-04:00

I think a lot of this is water under the bridge. But I must take a moment on my soapbox to say that no child needs his or her parent to be their "buddy." Those kids are invariably the ones who end up in some sort of a pickle. Sooner rather than later. I am a human, and I am as flawed as the next guy. But my kids are awesome. Other parents even tell me so. They are awesome, and I like to think that their father and I may have had something to do with it. Just a little bit. Okay...as you were.

You Will Be a Cool Parent

You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need.

You can tell when it's time to let kids off the hook, and when it's time to lay down the law.

While your parenting is modern and hip, it's not over the top.

You know that there's nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager... or a drill sergeant!

Would You Be a Cool Parent?

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

And, yes, Baby Bird, I know my sentence structure is no good. Anybody want to weigh in here?

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-09-06T07:52:00.001-04:00

The one where the boy child changes the subject to something better:

I won't even share what we were "talking" about before this.....silly college kids.

Not Laboring

2011-09-02T07:58:00.001-04:00

a hidden garden

twas a year ago today

when i was in rome

Wandering

2011-08-31T07:50:00.002-04:00

I know these things are all fun and games, but every once in a while, I am blown away.

Contemplation is in Your Big Picture

It's likely that you have a lot to sort out right now, and your mind has already begun the process.

Things seem incredibly complicated at the present moment. You know you need to take a deep breath and slow down.

Whatever you are turning over will work itself out, and you trust yourself to come up with the right answers.

For now, you've pulled over from whatever journey you're on, but you'll be back on the road soon enough.

What's In Your Big Picture?

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity

This is better than a horoscope. Almost. What's in your big picture?

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-08-30T07:47:00.003-04:00

The Bird has a dinner party:

And then? Just another round of our typical chatter. We go from her political leanings, which she shared with me while the backside of Irene was howling through my ears, to what we're going to wear to a wedding in a few weeks. Now she wants Dora to have a Twitter account. Dora--who can barely get on her Facebook page....

And the Boy Child? Hurricane discussion turns to Dora with him as well. Don't you like how autocorrect turns surge into suede? I know lots of homeowners along the shore who wish that were actually true.

Seriously. All he cares about is Dora. I'm live texting a hurricane, and all I get is Dora/Doobie?

Dora. Dora Dora.

I get no respect.

Lucky Me!

2011-08-29T07:19:00.002-04:00

Aug 29, 2011

Today's Horoscope for Aquarius

Presented by Horoscope.com

Lucky you! An unexpected break could come your way that gets you started in just the direction you've wanted to follow. This could involve love, career aspirations, or simply a new way of living that you've been longing to experience. Friends might play a major role in this process. Move ahead cautiously, but move ahead. Breaks like this don't come very often!

Is anybody else's this good??

I'll be moving ahead as soon as the roads get clear.

Sending lots of good wishes to everyone who endured Irene. She was not nice. And we were very fortunate.

This-n-That Thursday

2011-08-25T07:57:00.002-04:00

What a week this is turning out to be:

Said "hello" to my daughter and then "goodbye" 5 hours later.
Both children depart for school the same day.
Experienced a bad case of the empty nest blues on Monday.
Son resumes school-year selective texting-answers-to-mom technique.
Survived the Earthquake of August 23!
Ridiculed by Virginia-based daughter for all the "earthquake drama."
Empty nest blues miraculously lift.
Attention turns to Hurricane Irene and this "cone of uncertainty" business.
Have begun to lay in supplies: Pre washed salad, avocado, wine, cottage cheese, vodka, broccoli, olives, tweezers.
Thinking about maybe getting some batteries and water, but is afraid of being accused of exhibiting signs of "hurricane drama" and setting self up for more ridicule.
How're things by you?

Because We Need It

2011-08-24T08:20:00.004-04:00

A wee dose of our friend:

a glimpse of shauna

enough to make things aright

all lucite glory

Now don't we feel all better?

Who cares about a little earthquake?

Or a pesky hurricane?

We have this rose to carry us through anything.

Such an inspiration.

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-08-23T07:52:00.005-04:00

A homecoming followed by some leave-taking:

I dare you to watch this and not feel my joy.

Well, okay, maybe you don't exactly feel my joy.

But still....

Tell me all those kids lined up on those decks don't bring a tear to your eyes.

Okay, but it did mine.

And The Bird was on the second deck, near the front, holding a sign she made.

Sigh

Live action-texting:

And the very next day?

She was back at school.

sigh

And then we have the boy:

His decorating style is a bit different from his sister's.

I think I should go down there to help him.

sigh

I do a lot of sighing these days. Please tell me this gets better. Please?

Please be True....

2011-08-22T07:41:00.003-04:00

August 22, 2011
Daily Horoscope for Aquarius

A new passion is coming your way — it could be romantic, professional or intensely personal, but expect it to blossom out of a news item or odd fact that surfaces in your daily browsing.

This could be just what the doctor ordered for me...mama's nest, empty again, needs something good. How about you?

Tomorrow!

2011-08-19T07:51:00.004-04:00

Her ship comes in!

Augie and I are going to collect her.

I am going to be with both of my babies at the same time!

For a whole day!

We have been asked to bring duffel bags.

Wonder if the camel is included in her new belongings.

I cannot wait.

This-n-That Thursday

2011-08-18T07:42:00.003-04:00

Bittersweet Mama:

This baby is coming home Saturday morning!

We meet her ship in Boston.

This baby, in the Spongebob shirt, is going to go with me.

Well, technically, he is driving.

This business of having a child/chauffeur is a good thing.

That makes me happy. Call me Miss Daisy.

And Sunday?

They leave for their respective schools to begin their third(!) year.

sigh

How did that happen?

Grounded

2011-08-17T08:08:00.001-04:00

Gotta love trees.

You Are Grounded

You don't put bounds or limitations on your thoughts. You are a down to earth daydreamer.

You are compelled to help everyone around you. You are naturally selfless.

You like to be around others even if you don't share easily. You enjoy camaraderie.

You don't try to understand the world around you... it just comes naturally.

The Rooted Tree Test

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

Tuesday Text: Parentexting™

2011-08-16T07:41:00.001-04:00

Dinner plans?

How did we ever find each other without texting our location?

In the same restaurant....

Finally!

2011-08-15T07:39:00.000-04:00

Aug 15, 2011

Today's Horoscope for Aquarius

Presented by Horoscope.com

Today is a great day for you. You should communicate a lot, Aquarius. Talk in riddles and say your sentences backward. Be fanciful and outlandish. Most of the information will be relayed in a nonverbal manner. Let your wild side shine through. Wear the wackiest thing in your closet. Don't give in to the social norm just because it's the thing that has been done repeatedly.

Permission to be me!!! How's your day shaping up?